But it was full of gems of wisdom like:
Good Burbon:
not make you puke after 3 drinks
finish smooth, not creating that fire feeling in your throat
not give you a next-morning hang-over after a night of moderate but pleasurable indulgence, and
not corrode silverware overnight
and
swirl the bourbon in an appropriate glass to appreciate its unique color
nose the bourbon for its exclusive aroma
taste the bourbon for its unique flavor
c'mon! Those are really important tips man!