Thread: alamo lists and jive talk

Originally Posted by rand0mnumb3r

Yes they are. They are what perils should be. Most of those results have a high chance to completely cripple your army in certain situations. None of this "oops I took a single wound" slap on the wrist perils we have now.

But onto a more important subject. Total War Warhammer just came out! ah yeaahhhh!

Basically why I lost to tau Supremecy Armor guy.

Corsair teleport across the table with to tie Supremecy armor in combat....Perils....rolls a 1...and the model becomes his for the rest of the game.
Next round, prescience from a different psyker...perils....rolls a 2...gives his farsight bomb prescience instead of my guys...
RIP my army

Shockingly I didn't perils with my corsairs all weekend, but my farseer did twice in the last game

Originally Posted by Ninjawraithlord

Basically why I lost to tau Supremecy Armor guy.

Corsair teleport across the table with to tie Supremecy armor in combat....Perils....rolls a 1...and the model becomes his for the rest of the game.
Next round, prescience from a different psyker...perils....rolls a 2...gives his farsight bomb prescience instead of my guys...
RIP my army

Basically why I lost to Tau Supremacy armor guy.

The competitive players and their TOs couldn't comprehend how the internet could be wrong and a Dark Eldar army all but tabled their unbeatable Elite GT list before turn 4. So they had to retcon the game results based on asinine rulings to feel better.
RIP Sportsmanship

P.S. that was a joke before anyone gets their panties in a bunch. mostly :P (and I want to see john do a version about this and his corsairs lol)

Basically why I lost to Grey Plastic Eldar guy.

The GW Eldar humpers couldn't comprehend how they could be wrong and a let a few assault builds slip under their nerdar, causing Eldar players to cry and gnash their teeth together as they wailed about their butthurt on the internet and tried to pull furry paws from their aching rectums. So, the GW cheesemongers bestowed upon the whiney Eldar players a towel to wash away their tears of nerd rage, Eldar Corsairs. They are just as broken as Eldar but with new and more dangerous psychic powers.


P.S. that wasn't a joke. So, everyone can get their panties in a bunch.

Thank you for that lol

What was in his list? I thought I was the o let Corsair player that wasn't all jetbikes...

Originally Posted by daKing

What was in his list? I thought I was the o let Corsair player that wasn't all jetbikes...

Void Shield Generator
Wraith Knight
Bike Spam
Warp Spider Spam
Far Seer
the psyker with the Web Way Maze

He won Best General

Soooo where did the Void Dreamer (corsair with webway maze) go? He wasn't on a bike was he?