As far as Drink choice goes, the only thing that actually matters is if you have a cool story behind why you're drinking what you're drinkin'.

stories like "Cause it's what my frat brothers drink" and "I like the taste of sugar" are pretty lame. Make something up!

"cause back in the war I had killed a **** with a bottle. The bottle just happened to be of this [insert drink here]" and if they ask "what was a bottle of Shiner Blonde doing in **** Germany?" look at them with a blank stare and run away! works like a champ.

Also, i think that now I've just Godwin'd this thread, we can safely call this /threadjack complete!

Quick! someone post a picture of a kitten doing something!