Thread: How to beat Eldar

1. You always want them to deploy first.

2. Watch very carefully as they place their unpainted grey plastic models that they lovingly purchased with visions of being an elite 40K GT player. The kind of satisfaction that can only be had by buying victories and proving that at last you are a real man.

3. Once they have fully deployed ask them if they are fully deployed.

4. If the answer is yes.

5. Tell them that you have decided not to play and then sit down and watch him put his models up and grumble.

You have just out douched the douche bag, you win!

I'm considering having this put on a shirt:

Watch out, chicken littles.

I like this Idea

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum...st/645028.page

Should change this poll. Wondering how many gamers end up in the emergency room this week due to loss of circulation to their lower extremities as a result of excessive tension from their undies getting all twisted up over a codex that isn't even officially out yet.

(note, referring to the thread linked above, not anyone here)