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    Quote Originally Posted by CRP View Post
    Matt, my feelings are hurt.

    How could you post that crap after Brian said he was putting his balls on the table?
    I figured that was the next step for masochist chaos players at tournaments nowadays.

    Just putting their balls on the table, giving their opponent a hammer and telling them "have at it".
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    Quote Originally Posted by rand0mnumb3r View Post
    I figured that was the next step for masochist chaos players at tournaments nowadays.

    Just putting their balls on the table, giving their opponent a hammer and telling them "have at it".
    I think Brian will probably put his balls in a Land Raider and leave them there for the whole game.
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    He'll bring them out, but only if Marneus Calgar isn't around to threaten him. Because Marnie and shootynators is SO threatening to the almighty Abaddon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rand0mnumb3r View Post
    And yes Eldar/Tau are pretty dumb but you know what? I can have a normal 40k game against them. They kill my **** and I kill their ****. They may do it better then my Orks,Dark Eldar, AM, Tyranids etc but I can at least hold my own and make a game out of it. But Invisible Deathstars that are statistically impossible to kill in 5 turns? yeah those are dumb and make for the worst games of 40k I've had. Spending 2 hours avoiding playing 40k in any real way just to throw all my dudes on objectives turn 5 and hope for the best is not fun. Trying to kill the deathstar isn't fun either unless I guess you are Eldar/Tau and have 1st turn or a bunch of undercosted GMC for stomp.
    I have witnessed -- last week -- a Tau army kill every single model of an invis wolfstar (okay, it was "wolfstar lite") in 2 turns of shooting while suffering the massive casualty of...

    ...a single Devilfish.

    I've beaten invis real live Wolfstar (yes, capital "W") with BC/Skyhammer Ultras (though I think John kept his foot not all the way on the gas since it was my first game since 5E). I did it with the only thing Ultras seem to do well: shooting and ObSec.

    Oh, that same Tau army literally shot my Invis, Enduranced Marnie-mini-star (is that a thing?) down to to a pitiful number and then D-stomped them to death in CC later that turn.

    "So what's your point?" you're probably asking. There really isn't one, except to say that I don't find deathstars of any flavor to be auto-win buttons. Maybe I haven't faced enough of them in 7E. That's entirely possible.

    Quote Originally Posted by rand0mnumb3r View Post
    If you want to hop on board the ****-flavor on the month go for it. If that is what you want your 40k to be then have fun. I instead intend to play armies other than Eldar/Tau/Deathstars, and I rather enjoy finding things in the game that make people feel like a tool for using the ****-flavor of the month. So yes, Eff you Deathstars.

    Yay? Yay!
    *sigh*

    I guess I've forgotten how to express myself using English.

    That's not at all what I was trying to say. I was pointing out that it seems like the bigger threat to 40K as a game and as a hobby is the WAAC players that want nothing to do with playing an army, strategy or tactics -- they hop on the c*ck-of-the-month and ride it until the next OP thing comes out and then they hop on that and ride it, repeat ad nauseum.

    Come to think of it, that's the exact same issue that was killing 40K in 5E.

    The only thing different now seems to be the smaller number of people playing 40K.

    ...and that makes me sad.
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    To be honest, John's Wolfstar did not have invis. They did have Endurance so were really hard to kill still but invis would of been even harder. Brian held you up long enough for me to deal with those wolves and then focus on you. I also assumed you would crush the Stormsurge in combat but I rolled well on saves. /shrug
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caldera02 View Post
    To be honest, John's Wolfstar did not have invis. They did have Endurance so were really hard to kill still but invis would of been even harder. Brian held you up long enough for me to deal with those wolves and then focus on you. I also assumed you would crush the Stormsurge in combat but I rolled well on saves. /shrug
    Maybe with invis. it could've been a game. I'm glad I didn't bring Iron Wolves because that would not have even been as good. From now on, I will laugh at your tears when I have Invisibility. That goes for you too Matt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrusherJoe View Post

    That's not at all what I was trying to say. I was pointing out that it seems like the bigger threat to 40K as a game and as a hobby is the WAAC players that want nothing to do with playing an army, strategy or tactics -- they hop on the c*ck-of-the-month and ride it until the next OP thing comes out and then they hop on that and ride it, repeat ad nauseum.

    Come to think of it, that's the exact same issue that was killing 40K in 5E.
    Yes its WAAC players that kill 40k. Do you know what WAAC players are playing nowadays? Tau/Eldar/Wolfstar/BC.

    If you are playing Tau/Eldar/Wolfstar/BC so you can compete with other Tau/Eldar/Wolfstar/BC players then you aren't really any better then them. You are just another guy riding that ****-of-the-month(COTM) lol.

    If you want to give me **** about hating on deathstars go for it.

    Me? I am going to continue being estatic I have found a pretty strong counter for one of the above COTM armies that isn't one of the above COTM armies. I'm just going to do my best to avoid joining the whole COTM-Lists train. Hopefully you guys realize you don't have to build netlists to win at some point. They are just the easy, unoriginal, and boring way to do it.

    Also, if your defense that its OK for something being broken is that it sometimes loses to the other things that are broken.... That is a terrible argument.

    Quote Originally Posted by CRP View Post
    Maybe with invis. it could've been a game. I'm glad I didn't bring Iron Wolves because that would not have even been as good. From now on, I will laugh at your tears when I have Invisibility. That goes for you too Matt.
    I'll have to find a new plan other than crocodile tears this time to beat your invisible wolfstar with fluffy orks at Wonkos then lol!
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    I agree with randomnumber

    If there is one thing worse than getting shot off the board it is shooting your whole army at something and have them lose 2 dogs or a couple of necron warriors

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    Quote Originally Posted by rand0mnumb3r View Post
    Yes its WAAC players that kill 40k. Do you know what WAAC players are playing nowadays? Tau/Eldar/Wolfstar/BC.

    If you are playing Tau/Eldar/Wolfstar/BC so you can compete with other Tau/Eldar/Wolfstar/BC players then you aren't really any better then them. You are just another guy riding that ****-of-the-month(COTM) lol.

    If you want to give me **** about hating on deathstars go for it.

    Me? I am going to continue being estatic I have found a pretty strong counter for one of the above COTM armies that isn't one of the above COTM armies. I'm just going to do my best to avoid joining the whole COTM-Lists train. Hopefully you guys realize you don't have to build netlists to win at some point. They are just the easy, unoriginal, and boring way to do it.

    Also, if your defense that its OK for something being broken is that it sometimes loses to the other things that are broken.... That is a terrible argument.



    I'll have to find a new plan other than crocodile tears this time to beat your invisible wolfstar with fluffy orks at Wonkos then lol!

    Or just play an army and give zero ****s. Maelstoms? Sure, nah don't care about rolling... just going to push models around.
    40k is to crazy and broken.
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    After reading this I have decided that the movie "Pineaple Express" should redo one of its quotes from:

    "But if you do something heroic then you'll come back as like an eagle or a dragon, or Jude Law."

    To:

    "But if you do something heroic then you'll come back as like an eagle or a dragon, or Nick Rose."

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    Quote Originally Posted by rand0mnumb3r View Post
    I finally found the hardest of hard counters to deal with people who bring deathstars.

    from the daemon codex. The Masque. (basically an herald of slaanesh that can't join other units)

    At the beginning of her shooting phase she gets to pick 1 unengaged non-vehicle unit within 12". that unit can only Move,Run, charge,fall back d3" and suffers -5 WS. No roll to hit or save involved in the ability.

    All on a model that can deep strike.

    She is like the culexus assassin of deathstars! for 75 points.

    She also has a -5 ballistic skill ability for shooty deathstars.
    Where does it say that she can't join another unit? She's an IC, AND a herald, which means that she can join a unit of similarly marked daemons. Say - for instance - a unit of 20 daemonettes plus another herald who is a level 2 psyker AND has the Locus of Beguilment, which allows re-rolls in CC (x20 daemonettes with rending and/or some greater aetherblades, so basically 10^23 rending attacks re-rolling, AND some suckers in there to accept or issue challenges).

    Plus, since she's a herald, she only occupies one of four herald slots allocated to a single HQ slot, which is kinda good. And don't try that "she's not listed in the little Heralds box, even though her army list entry is CLEARLY in the Heralds section," or I'll turn this car around right now. Also, Masque gets to re-roll failed invul saves, which - while not game changing - counts for something.

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