Quote Originally Posted by kiwidru
Greetings dwarf lord,
I, Andros the Astromancer, newly established leader of the NWO (New Warrior Order), wishes to send thanks for dispatching the previous one. As thanks, Im offering to overlook your treacherous encroachment into our lands. El Jefe's corruption began with his devotion to the dark gods, I do not have his weaknesses and am more interested in improving my homeland than carving out a larger one. Having already divined your imminant demise, and not wanting to expend needless resources, I propose a cease fire for the rest of the season. Should you agree, I will send an ale cart unit-filler to commemorate this breakthrough in dwarf warrior relations.
-Andros the Astromancer

P.s. Beware the ides of March
Corrupt Manling,

For the insult of assembling an army on our borders, we claim the grudgeprice of these mountains, in perpetuity and for all time. For the blood of our fallen we claim the heads of every ogre in your armies. One was running away much too fast for us to follow. Send him back this way, please.

For the insult of having to read your missive, we accept a grudgeprice of one ale-cart. But should that ale be anything but the finest available, we will drive you to the sea!

Your cease-fire is accepted.

-King Olaf Egilson

P.S. Nothing bad ever happens on the Ides.