Gretchin, because he is light on his feet.
Runt Herder, because he protects the herd.
Ork Boy, because he is just one of the guys.
Nob, because he is a natural middle manager.
Big Mek, Because he is always playing with things.
War Boss, because he is a big pimpin' Papa Ork.
I Noodlers, solemnly swear not to buy any new or used models until I have completed the following
Painted my Chaos Space Marines, Dark Angels, and Imperial Guard to a tournament standard