Hey guys, I figured my name got out that I'm no slouch for brewing, so I'm offering my services to continue to improve my craft. Here's my pitch:
Pick an idea or name-brand beer you want to emulate, and I'll brew it up. 5 gallon batches (that's about 50 beers) for $80, with a money-back guarantee that if you're not satisfied, there's no risk. Bottle or keg ($50 deposit on the keg that you get back when you return it).
Let me know if you have any further ideas or concerns about this plan. Also, spread the word!