Ok, I read some of it, and...what the hell?
"You can come and work with us, and we might teach you a little bit. Cost is $1500 for a week."
"The govm'nt! Theyz stealing our CARS!"
"Hey guys, if you bought that army from us, we want it back please."
"Hey people. Please buy us a metric ****-ton of forge world models. We'll paint stuff for you."