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Thread: WTF? Battleship, the movie??

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    Why are there aliens in it?

    And disappointed the trailer didn't contain someone saying, "You sank my battleship!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by RealGenius View Post
    Why are there aliens in it?

    And disappointed the trailer didn't contain someone saying, "You sank my battleship!"
    That would make it worth seeing. Sort of like Snakes on a Plane. The film didn't take itself seriously, which made it great to watch.
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    I'm wondering how the producers managed to get Liam Neeson on board this thing. Pics of him with a Goat? Keesha?
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    It looks like it could be ok IF you totally take the name of the movie out of it. Alien fleet attacks human fleet but cant make jump to flight? Sure why not seen sillier ideas. I mean hell I am old enough to rember Krull, lightsabers anyone?
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    Have you paid attention to the dialogue in the trailer? Michael Bay would cringe.
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    There was nothing even remotely interesting about this trailer
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    Not even the gratuitous T&A?

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    That movie looks like it will be worse than Freaky Friday 2: Electric Boogaloo, starring two gay men playing straight men who are gay.

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    Not sure what you expect to see since they are at sea for most of the movie and it probably will be PG 13. I'm pretty sure you have seen all you are going to of the chick.

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