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Texas, Texas, Texas!
http://www.theonion.com/audio/texan-...n-texas,18594/
Texas, Texas, Texas!
It just wouldn't be funny if it weren't true. Have you ever ordered a margarita up north? ****ING TERRiBLE!
Give a man fire, and you keep him warm for a night.
Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
...or tried mexican food in Cali....****in' nasty.
"Don't take my win from me! I don't have many to claim!"
-Dandy
Yeah, 'cause it is actual Mexican food, not that "Tex-Mex" abomination.Originally Posted by CRP
you slanderous dog! Have at ye!
Give a man fire, and you keep him warm for a night.
Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
That Texan accent was mostly acceptable, but Ive heard better in Texas.
On what planet? Obviously not planet Earth cause Cali-Mex is inferior to Tex-Mex
póg mo thóin
If I tell you, "You're wrong," you'll need to click this.
Does anybody else find it odd, by the way, that the information age has led to language becoming an oblique and imprecise tool where even the most straightforward phrasing is pored over with chicken entrails and bone tossing to divine the true meaning?
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