Ganked this from someone on the official forums who ganked it form some other guy. A TRIPLE GANKING!!!!

*HEY-O LET'S SEE WHAT THE SKORNE-O ARE UP TO-O*

MORGHOUL: SO YEAH EVEN WITH AN OUTCROPPING WHERE WE CAN STATION OUR MAMMOTHS TO **** ON THE IOSAN TWILIGHT GATE (FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY) TAKING THIS FROM IOS MIGHT GO REAL BAD ANY IDEAS FEARLESS LEADER MAKEDA

MAKEDA: MARCH AT THEM ****ING HARDER

MORGHOUL: ARE YOU SURE I MEAN THAT'S A LOT OF WALLS AND A ****LOAD OF GUNS

MAKEDA: WE'RE SKORNE WE DON'T HAVE A RANGE GAME BECAUSE GUNS ARE FOR *******

*AND SO THE SKORNE ATTACK LOSING A QUARTER OF THEIR FORCE IN THE FIRST HOUR AND REALIZING THAT GUNS ARE IN FACT NOT JUST FOR ******* EVEN IF IOS IS CAEN'S GIANTY STINKY LADY HOLE

*MAKEDA: I CAN'T BELIEVE THE ANCESTORS WOULD LEAVE ME HERE ONLY TO LAUGH AS THEY WATCH US GET ****ED IN THE FACE IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME BULL**** CONTRIVANCE TO TURN THE BATTLE IN OUR FAVOR

*SUDDENLY A ****ING MAMMOTH FALLS OFF A CLIFF AND LANDS ON A BUNCH OF MAGICAL EXPLOSIVES WHICH BLOW ALL THE WALLS AND IOSANS TO KINGDOM COME*

*THE ABOVE ACTUALLY ****ING HAPPENS*MAKEDA: HOLY **** WE TOTALLY WON

MORGHOUL: DOES IT EVER BOTHER YOU THAT EVEN WHEN WE WIN IN THE FLUFF WE STILL ACTUALLY SORT OF LOST

MAKEDA: NO SHOULD IT