-Andros the Undeserving of Any Title

We have recovered our mine from the foreign fighters posing as the free Estalian peoples. It wasn't especially difficult as most of them appear to have perished from the worst case of the runs imaginable. This whole thing stinks (quite literally) of El Jefe. I will not shame myself by attempting to describe the state of the lower levels of the mineworks. Needless to say, we will be sending you an itemized copy of the cleaning bill for your prompt payment.

If you see El Jefe, please ask him to go drown himself in the excretions of a hundred incontinent mountain goats (of which, unfortunately, our territory is now in great supply).

-King Egillson the Eternally Wise but Not-So Much Merciful