*Spolier Alert* Skorne Invasion of Ios

Ganked this from someone on the official forums who ganked it form some other guy. A TRIPLE GANKING!!!!

*HEY-O LET'S SEE WHAT THE SKORNE-O ARE UP TO-O*

MORGHOUL: SO YEAH EVEN WITH AN OUTCROPPING WHERE WE CAN STATION OUR MAMMOTHS TO **** ON THE IOSAN TWILIGHT GATE (FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY) TAKING THIS FROM IOS MIGHT GO REAL BAD ANY IDEAS FEARLESS LEADER MAKEDA

MAKEDA: MARCH AT THEM ****ING HARDER

MORGHOUL: ARE YOU SURE I MEAN THAT'S A LOT OF WALLS AND A ****LOAD OF GUNS

MAKEDA: WE'RE SKORNE WE DON'T HAVE A RANGE GAME BECAUSE GUNS ARE FOR *******

*AND SO THE SKORNE ATTACK LOSING A QUARTER OF THEIR FORCE IN THE FIRST HOUR AND REALIZING THAT GUNS ARE IN FACT NOT JUST FOR ******* EVEN IF IOS IS CAEN'S GIANTY STINKY LADY HOLE

*MAKEDA: I CAN'T BELIEVE THE ANCESTORS WOULD LEAVE ME HERE ONLY TO LAUGH AS THEY WATCH US GET ****ED IN THE FACE IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME BULL**** CONTRIVANCE TO TURN THE BATTLE IN OUR FAVOR

*SUDDENLY A ****ING MAMMOTH FALLS OFF A CLIFF AND LANDS ON A BUNCH OF MAGICAL EXPLOSIVES WHICH BLOW ALL THE WALLS AND IOSANS TO KINGDOM COME*

*THE ABOVE ACTUALLY ****ING HAPPENS*MAKEDA: HOLY **** WE TOTALLY WON

MORGHOUL: DOES IT EVER BOTHER YOU THAT EVEN WHEN WE WIN IN THE FLUFF WE STILL ACTUALLY SORT OF LOST

MAKEDA: NO SHOULD IT

Yeah, I just picked up their Forces book and read through to get familiar with their background. Their tale of bad-assery was mostly just them getting stomped by Dragons and Oroboros and only winning when they had a spectacular advantage in manpower. Prett-y impressive Skorne...

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Originally Posted by Frost

Ganked this from someone on the official forums who ganked it form some other guy. A TRIPLE GANKING!!!!

*HEY-O LET'S SEE WHAT THE SKORNE-O ARE UP TO-O*

MORGHOUL: SO YEAH EVEN WITH AN OUTCROPPING WHERE WE CAN STATION OUR MAMMOTHS TO **** ON THE IOSAN TWILIGHT GATE (FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY) TAKING THIS FROM IOS MIGHT GO REAL BAD ANY IDEAS FEARLESS LEADER MAKEDA

MAKEDA: MARCH AT THEM ****ING HARDER

MORGHOUL: ARE YOU SURE I MEAN THAT'S A LOT OF WALLS AND A ****LOAD OF GUNS

MAKEDA: WE'RE SKORNE WE DON'T HAVE A RANGE GAME BECAUSE GUNS ARE FOR *******

*AND SO THE SKORNE ATTACK LOSING A QUARTER OF THEIR FORCE IN THE FIRST HOUR AND REALIZING THAT GUNS ARE IN FACT NOT JUST FOR ******* EVEN IF IOS IS CAEN'S GIANTY STINKY LADY HOLE

*MAKEDA: I CAN'T BELIEVE THE ANCESTORS WOULD LEAVE ME HERE ONLY TO LAUGH AS THEY WATCH US GET ****ED IN THE FACE IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME BULL**** CONTRIVANCE TO TURN THE BATTLE IN OUR FAVOR

*SUDDENLY A ****ING MAMMOTH FALLS OFF A CLIFF AND LANDS ON A BUNCH OF MAGICAL EXPLOSIVES WHICH BLOW ALL THE WALLS AND IOSANS TO KINGDOM COME*

*THE ABOVE ACTUALLY ****ING HAPPENS*MAKEDA: HOLY **** WE TOTALLY WON

MORGHOUL: DOES IT EVER BOTHER YOU THAT EVEN WHEN WE WIN IN THE FLUFF WE STILL ACTUALLY SORT OF LOST

MAKEDA: NO SHOULD IT

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Walls? Wait, I thought all elves lived in tree-house communes.

Hey man, there's always High Elves. They don't give no ***** bout trees.

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Originally Posted by ace423

Hey man, there's always High Elves. They don't give no ***** bout trees.

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Sigh. Always with the painful stereotypes. Yes, some elves are high and fall out of their trees, but you don't have to name them that. Next we'll be talking about Drunk Trolls and Stonedwarves.

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Originally Posted by Salubrious_vampire

Drunk Trolls

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I think that's actually slated to be our next 'beast: the Beer Troll. (Lite, of course.)

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Originally Posted by Warpaint

I think that's actually slated to be our next 'beast: the Beer Troll. (Lite, of course.)

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And here I was going to bet money the next beast would be the gum-gum troll. Elasticity as it's animus, 6 points, force lock. "Hey, I heard you guys wanted reach heavies. 6 more points and 2 fury a turn, that's fair right?" (Goddess, Rök would be INSANE with that).

...ahem, back to fluff! Those mountain kings, they sure like to eat amirite?

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Originally Posted by Salubrious_vampire

Goddess, Rök would be INSANE with that?

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If Rök is within 2" when the Beer Troll is killed, Rok heals 2d3 points and gains Stumbling Drunk ...

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Originally Posted by Warpaint

(Lite, of course.)

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Less calories for the ladies.

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Originally Posted by m3g4tr0n

Less calories for the ladies.

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FA:U for Calandra.